The Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen
Just a few of Team Sassbutts’ image submissions 🙂
#4 – IMAGE: You know the expression, “Beefcake?” As in, “He’s such a beefcake!” Have you ever really stopped to think about it? What exactly is a beefcake? It sounds good, right? I think we should have beefcake for dinner. Serve frosted beefcake at a family dinner where at least 3 generations are represented.
#5 – IMAGE: A stormtrooper at a laundry mat folding clothes.
#10 – IMAGE: While showing some sign of the dragon-attack on your clothing or body, panhandle on a sidewalk (NOT ON A MEDIAN IN TRAFFIC!) with a sign that reads: “A DRAGON BURNED MY CASTLE DOWN.” Donate any money given to you to your local food bank. Bad karma if you don’t.
#15 – IMAGE: What would a teddy bear hostage situation look like?
#16 – IMAGE: Russian courts have recently imposed a 100-year ban on Gay Pride parades. Let’s support our Russian LGBT Community! Take a photo of two people of the same sex kissing, while holding up a sign that says: “GISHWHES supports the LGBT Community in Russia!
#22 – IMAGE: Model this summer’s hottest fashion trend. Let’s see a swimsuit made entirely from tea bags.
#23 – IMAGE: Prom Night! Get dolled up or decked out in your most fabulous prom-wear and pose for an awkward prom photo next to your date holding their… side-view mirror. A car must be formally dressed as your prom date.
#27 – IMAGE: Get your ducks in a row. 4 of them. But they must be live ducks in movie theater seats. You may only use pet ducks. You may not harm them in any way.
#41 – IMAGE: Have a pool party with at least three guests swimming. In this case, your “pool” shall be made from a large garbage can or dumpster. The party must also include towels, a BBQ, cocktails and floatation devices. All three people must be in the “pool”. Bonus points if it’s a dumpster.
#56 – IMAGE: Create an online dating profile for your pet on a real dating site.
#57 – IMAGE: Start a twitter feed for your alarm clock. Get at least two hundred followers. At least once a day the account must post: “BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.” We will be checking the twitter accounts to verify count.
#58 – IMAGE: Give a concise summary of the proof of the “abc conjecture.”
#60 – IMAGE: Safari time! Construct an animal you would see in the African savanna entirely from feminine hygiene products.
#67 – IMAGE: Use a smartphone or tablet computer to find water. You must be riding a camel.
#68 – IMAGE: Viking rats.
#69 – IMAGE: Toast for underwear. Butter and jam are optional.
#73 – IMAGE: Create a shrine to an actor from a CW show. Pay homage to it.
#74 – IMAGE: Create a promotional poster designed to market ukuleles to heavy metal guitarists. Ideally your campaign would feature Dan Spitz.
#75 – IMAGE: “You are what you eat.” Prove it.
#77 – IMAGE: FOR CHILDREN UNDER 12 ONLY! Paint or draw a picture of what you love most in the world. Then write what it is under the picture. Parents may provide the description if the child chooses not to demonstrate their genius penmanship that day.
#92 – IMAGE: Cosplay “Gishbot” (www.twitter.com/gishbot) as realistically as possible in public.
#99 – IMAGE: Taxidermy animals dressed for and playing or doing one of the following: roller derby, doubles tennis in whites, a 4-some of golfers (must be traditionally dressed with knickers), cricket players in whites, disco dancing (in 70s disco clothes), synchronized swimming (with nose clips), or a karate class (black belts).
#108 – IMAGE: Let’s see a flattering portrait painting of Star Trek’s George Takei or Felicia Day. Your materials will be sand. Your paintbrush will be your finger. — with Felicia Day.
#113 – IMAGE: Run an ad in a local paper for the cult you are starting. Sell us on it. Make us want to join. Make grandiose promises.
#114 – IMAGE: Let’s see a portrait of Chris Hardwick from the Nerdist.com made from dried fruit.
#118 – IMAGE: Make a cozy quilt from old dirty socks. Snuggle up in it alone or with your best friend.
#127 – IMAGE: Make your country’s flag from food or food packaging. (Finland)
#132 – IMAGE: Create a stained glass window depicting a character or characters from a CW TV show.
#138 – IMAGE: Design the graphic cover of a romance novel: Misha and the Queen of England in a torrid embrace or otherwise adventurous situation. Give it a creative title.
#140 – IMAGE: Recreate a recognizable piece of architecture or a landmark using only books. Bonus points for size.
#143 – IMAGE: Create a grammatically correct anagram sentence using the first names of each of the members of your team. The image must show both the first names of your team members and the sentence.
The ones I’m responsible for?